May 2010
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mother's day (is not today)
So, I sent my mom chocolates with her Mother’s Day flowers and to my relief they are Russel Stover chocolates… I was kind of afraid they’d be florist-brand chocolates and instead of chocolates they’d be chalkalates and made out of ground up bits of chalk, leftover candlewax, and depression.
I’m spending Mother’s Day weekend with my mother, in fact....
i got a new job!
Yep. New job.
Woo hoo!
grumble
My water bottle just fell over, soaking the entire desk. This is not a sign of the best day ever. I think I should go fold some construction paper until today is over.
However I did think long and hard and came up with my top 5 Pink Floyd songs. It took some thought, as I like a lot of Pink Floyd’s stuff. But I did it. Can you?
at work minding my own business.
This morning, I stopped at McDonald’s for breakfast. I haven’t had McDonald’s breakfast in for-ev-er. Well, probably closer to like 6 months. But still. I got the breakfast burrito meal because it’s like the foxtrot in my stomach. Mm. If I can liken food to dances I don’t know how to do, that means I must like it. Anyhow, my co-worker arrives and he too has brought...
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I've been here a whole few hours and I'm not...
Fiance-man agrees, I need to become a rich and powerful internet force. So, I’m going to do that. It’s that easy, right?
Now fall in love with me and my blog and give me some money because you love me.
That was rude. I could never be so demanding of you. You’re wonderful for reading this. Please continue to do so. I won’t demand anymore. Maybe I’ll make you a...
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this is what i do at work all day
Me (10:55:40 AM): my attention span is that of a cockroach Joe (10:55:43 AM): yeah Me (10:55:51 AM): i’m assuming they have miniscule attention spans
Me (10:55:54 AM): i could be wrong Me (10:55:59 AM): they could be pros at attention
Joe (10:56:31 AM): cockroaches are flighty Me (10:56:51 AM): they may be flighty but they could be paying really close...
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hello, my name is 'don't know how to use this blog...
You’d think that having been around computers practically my entire life would lend itself to understanding how the internets work. False. I have no idea how this tumblr-ma-jig works, and I either will figure it out as I go or continue to be a hopeless case. The latter is far more likely. I will start the day out with some dialogue.
Me (8:13:50 AM): mary and i are discussing loans Joe...